But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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