I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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