we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Randomize
