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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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