Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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