David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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