i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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