yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
tell me about the fingering
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