Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I cannot find my penis.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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