I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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