sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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