Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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