Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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