so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
