with your own penis?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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