Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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