..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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