Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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