just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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