Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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