Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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