I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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