Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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