office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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