going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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