So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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