I just cut my nipple shaving
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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