that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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