hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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