Quick, to the slutcave!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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