You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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