You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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