OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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