So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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