My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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