i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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