You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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