Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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