what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
