I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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