You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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