Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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