what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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