omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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