But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
