we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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