when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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