Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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