I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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