Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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