I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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