the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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