clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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