Can Purell be used as lube?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
