This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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