we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Randomize
